Presidential Election 2008
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Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, Humorous, News, People, Politics, Presidential Election 2008, War in Iraq by Tom
Washington awoke this morning relieved and exhausted. The magic anticipation of the days preceding the event every bit the festival as the event itself, and even more so; like the last few days before Christmas. Then Christmas comes and just as it does, it is over.
That was the vibe in Washington today. The people that actually work in D.C. got their city back – more or less. The striking of the massive set required for such a happening was in full swing when we took our remarkably empty (relatively speaking) train into D.C. to attend the reception given by Nancy Pelosi for her San Francisco constituents.
Arriving fashionably late for the 11:30 to 1:30 reception, we found the caucus room in the Capital Office Building packed with all the most important movers and shakers in the community. At least in their own mind.
Such thoughts I may have harbored as I impulsively stuffed my GlobalWarmingisReal.com business cards in my shirt just before leaving the hotel room where soon dashed – there would be little hope of me introducing myself to Nancy and handing her a card. The knot of people clinging to her as she edged her way around the room were far beyond my schmoozing skills, once again reminding me that I am not as important as I think I am.
Jayne and I each had a sparkling water, sweet pastry, circled the room once – I on one or two occasions seeing faces that looked vaguely familiar – and then left.
We walked into the chilly, sunny afternoon, past the House of Representatives end of the Capital to our spot where yesterday we stood with nearly two million others – a quarter of a million on the capital grounds (the proud, the few, the ticketed) – the rest spreading back on the National Mall toward the Washington Monument and all the way to silent and ever vigilant Abe.
The spot was nothing now but the unassuming top of short row of stairs leading to a patch of grass behind a small clump of trees, their branches barren in the mid-winter cold. I recognized the familiar trunk that lay in the few arc-seconds of visual plane directly between where I stood and where Barack Obama stood. Far from cursing the tree as being in the way the day prior, I realized the tree was just as much a part of the experience as anything else.
The cold, the crushing crowds, the hours waiting in ‘line”, (“en-masse” is more accurate) the blocked sightline, the magical swelling of united spirit starting from the moment we landed in Washington; growing more each day, the electricity in the air building, until nearly two million people turned out to a single spot, for a single, peaceful purpose.
Just as you realize that such a thing is really possible and you’re right in the middle of it, it’s gone. Washington is still there, the history, the grand monuments, the priceless museums, but the moving throngs of people have been replaced by cars.
The whole trip has been remarkable. As I try to describe here, for no more than the feeling of it. It was indeed palpable in the days beforehand. I am glad we spent more time here before than after.
What also stands out in my mind:
Being in front of the White House on GW’s last afternoon, the general mood of the massive crowd of strangers merging into a common relief of it indeed being his last afternoon – witnessing the end; The national treasures of American history at the Smithsonian, from Betsy Ross’ “Star Spangled Banner” flag, to documents written in Lincoln’s own hand, to a Lunar Lander from the Apollo mission; Hearing the powerful mastery of Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman; Listening to the words of a new president as they wafted clear and powerful over the very lawn from which he stood and spoke them; That within the mass of millions of people we connected with those next to us, as surely happened throughout the assembled multitude, all come in peace and a spirit of celebration.
America is certainly a country that can do great things. Inaugurating a new president is one of them.
But just as Obama has gone back to work, as has Washington, and so must I.
My work – our work – here is done, and the world has turned!
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Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, Inauguration, Presidential Election 2008, Travel by Tom
What Everyone’s Talking About in D.C – You Only Get One Guess
People are coming from everywhere, the town is bracing for those few moments in its history where not only is Washington truly becomes the focal point of a nation – it is the center of its soul. Where it represents the idea, the promise, and the hope of a nation. A great movement and gathering of people, converging to one place, at one time, for one historic event.
Chastise Man wants a ticket to that!
See also: Red,Green, and Blue
Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, Inauguration, News, Politics, Presidential Election 2008 by Tom
Dispatches from Un-America: A New Beginning
Witness the power of words to convey the substance of ideas, and the promise and hope of ideals. (Full text of the speech is below)
Go for Barack:
Yes We Can
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
Chicago, Illinois
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.
It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled – Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.
It’s the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.
It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.
I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he’s fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.
I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.
I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation’s next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House. And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.
To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics – you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.
But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to – it belongs to you.
I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington – it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.
It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.
I know you didn’t do this just to win an election and I know you didn’t do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime – two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor’s bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America – I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you – we as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years – block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek – it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.
So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers – in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.
Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House – a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, “We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection.” And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn – I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.
And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.
For that is the true genius of America – that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.
This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing – Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.
She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons – because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.
And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America – the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.
At a time when women’s voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.
When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.
When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.
She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.
A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.
America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves – if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?
This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time – to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth – that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:
Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.
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Filed under Barack Obama, Presidential Election 2008 by Tom
While many here in Un-America begin to grapple with the several thousand or so propositions and initiatives on the ballet (or so it seems), the final slug-fest goes into its final hours between the Marxist, socialist, Muslim, Arab, wealth-spreading, terrorist pal – I’m sure I’m forgetting something, my apologies, I don’t think straight when I’m frightened. Wait, could that be the strategy of – the Real American, maverick war hero.
Its final hours!!
In the meantime, Chastise Man offers the following tidbits from both Real America and Un-America:
Palin the Victim. The Media Elite from Un-America tramples all over Sarah Palin’s first amendment rights:
(Freedom of the press only applies to Fox News…)
Note to Un-America: It ain’t over ‘till its over…
Joe the Plumber goes AWOL!! (Do you suppose some McCain handler gets his head handed to him after the rally?) Let’s give Joe some slack. He’s probably busy studying for his plumbers license and paying his taxes.
And finally. McCain just couldn’t remember George Schultz’s name when rapping off his endorsements on Meet the Press last week. Chastise Man thinks he knows why. Schultz lives in Un-America. Chastise Man has seen George dressed up in a Superman costume and take the stage of a cabaret show in San Francisco. Heck, Chastise Man has been to George’s house (a high-rise penthouse in North Beach) in connection with said cabaret show, along with a cadre of theater-folk Un-Americans. Not only does Schultz live in Un-America, he associates with Un-Americans!! No wonder McCain couldn’t remember his name.
Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, Humorous, John McCain, Politics, Presidential Election 2008, Video by Tom
Today we’ll have some educational material to help us understand our two countries:
First, a look at geography:

Next a look at our federal government. What does a vice president do? (Sarah, here’s a hint: breaks the tie, breaks the tie, breaks the tie…)
Misinforming 3rd graders everywhere…
Finally, a friend sends this very informative equivalency chart to help us better understand the key players in The Real America as well as here in Un-America:

Filed under Barack Obama, Humorous, John McCain, People, Politics, Presidential Election 2008 by Tom
Earlier this week, most pundits and talking heads announced that we are now officially in the “home stretch” of the 2008 presidential election in America. I can’t wait to cast my ballot.
One thing I’ve learned from Sarah Palin, our whip-smart Republican vice-president candidate, is that I’ll be voting in a completely different America – Un-America.
Who knew? In fact, how do you know if you live in the Real America or, as do I, Un-America?
Palin lays it out fairly succinctly (unlike her position on an issue. Any issue, all the issues, whatever issue they put before her) – I live in a Big City in California. And not just any Big City in California, but San Francisco, which, I understand, means the Gates of Hell in Spanish. (Sometimes it is also interpreted as You unpatriotic son of a bitch).
As a rule, therefore, those of us living here in San Francisco are Godless, unpatriotic, leftist, liberal fornicators and sodomites. Not like the good stock of folks grown in those little pockets of Real America where the sun shines down on the goodness of the people and God whispers in everyone’s ear. Where talk of improving America is blasphemy because America does no wrong, and patriotism is knowing it and never questioning it. Where “elitism” and intellectual pursuit is shown for what it truly is: Un-American.
I was born in Real America, but immigrated to Un-America at an early age. So as we approach these coming elections (one in Real America and the other in Un-America) I thought I’d do some research about the land of my birth, the land I left as a youngster, the land of Joes (six-pack, plumber, etc.) and see what this Real America is all about.
For this first dispatch, lets see what Real Americans are thinking after attending a rally last week with Sarah Palin:
But wait… are we sure these folks are Real Americans? – At least any more than my friends and neighbors here in Un-America?
It’s as if someone is trying to divide just plain old America. Hmmmm…..
Tags: gop, racism, sarah palin real america
Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, John McCain, People, Politics, Presidential Election 2008 by Tom
“Beware of the leader who bangs the drums of WAR in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind….the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.”
- Julius Caesar
Filed under Chastise Man, John McCain, Philosophy, Politics, Presidential Election 2008, War by Tom
A jerk and a bigot
Eddie Burke is a local Anchorage shock-jock wanna-be with a radio show mislabeled as “smart radio”. In reality Eddie Burke is apparently little more than a foul-mouthed, small-minded right-wingtip idiot. But I don’t want to sound biased. Let’s look at the evidence.
We begin with a small group of Alaskan women “talking over coffee” about the political goings-on in their state and nation. They decide to organize a rally– some might call them community organizers – to voice their rejection of McCain and his running mate, their governor, Sarah Palin.
They print flyers and alert the media. KBYR Radio in Anchorage is one of those media outlets, home of Eddie Burke.
When Eddie Burke finds out about the rally, he announces it on his little radio show, calling its organizers and those who would attend
…a bunch of socialist baby-killing maggots”
Such intelligent and insightful discourse gives us evidence that Eddie Burke has no class.
He then gives out the names and phone numbers of the rally organizers, urging his cadre of desperate listeners to call them up and tell them what they think; which, oddly enough, is what Eddie Burke thinks. (And that is truly a Bridge to Nowhere – Eddie Burke telling you what to think.)
Of course, people do call and leave messages full of vehement hatred, but the women are undaunted.
As it turns out, an estimated 1500 people show up, the biggest rally in the history of the state (bigger than the one for Palin’s “triumphant” return to Alaska after her “lipstick on a pitbull” (or whatever) speech that the media breathlessly – and stupidly – covered.
O-Bah-Mah
Obviously not anticipating the level of disgust the McPalin ticket brings to many Alaskans, Eddie Burke and his crowd show up about 20–strong. Go get ‘em tiger. And so Eddie Burke does. But when trying to address the media, he is surrounded by Obama supporters chanting “O-Bah-Mah, O-Bah-Mah, O-Bah-Mah”
Kind of like “Drill – baby – drill” only smarter.
Little Eddie Burke (he’s actually not that little) and his tiny band of Palin supporters (or perhaps those who just know a “socialist” when they see one – they looked it up on wikipedia) are drowned out by the vein of emotion tapped at the rally, an Alaskan source of energy that this country truly needs. Providing evidence that Eddie Burke really is as dumb as he sounds on the radio.
So is Eddie Burke Sarah Palin’s kind of guy?
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McCain on Palin’s Foreign Policy
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McCain said Palin has foreign policy experience because Alaska is close to Russia. This wasn’t something I read on a blog or heard on Fox News. I saw McCain hold a microphone in that awkward way he does (another story for another time) and heard those words part from his lips.
McCain on Palin’s Energy Policy and Experience
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“Sara Palin knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the country” – John McCain.
Oh really? Take that scientists, technicians, entrepreneurs, business owners, speculators, bloggers, writers, anybody who’s read a book about energy or entropy, or anything remotely scientific… Oh, and lest we forget, all ya’ all at the Department of Energy. Sarah Palin knows more about energy than any of you. Combined. So when she said that Alaska provides 20% of the country’s domestic supply of oil and gas, she didn’t mean it. She knows that it isn’t even half that. So just never mind. She knows a lot about energy. Okay? Enough with your pesky questions.
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Chastise Man leaves you with his favorite mantra:
We Get the Leaders We Deserve”
Filed under Barack Obama, Chastise Man, George Bush, John McCain, Politics, Presidential Election 2008, Things That Make Me Cranky, Video by Tom
