George Bush

Where does the mind of George Bush end and that of Fox News begin? (It’s a trick question – implying that either is in possesion of one – or, to be fair, is using the one they possess)

 

 

 

Get your Bush Countdown Clock and count the days

 

Character is much easier kept than recovered.
-Thomas Paine

The United States, Torture, and World ImageGood ol’ Thomas Paine is always ready with a good quote, and this one comes to mind when considering the recent bruha-ha over Canada’s manual for diplomats-in-training –
What do Afghanistan, China, Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Mexico and Syria have in common with the USA?

Torture, baby.

I know from my jury experience, when I helped decide the fate of a man who cut-up and killed his father with a dull kitchen knife (and I’m going easy on the details), defining torture isn’t always easy or as it would seem. I have no doubt that what Jan did to his dad was indeed tortuous, but not legally torture. So the jury acquitted him of the charge of torture, opting instead for murder. It’s about intent. Jan intended to kill his father, not torture him.

It may be apples and oranges, comparing penal law with international law.   But what if actions do, in fact, satisfy the legal definition – and intent – for torture? Dick and George may commit their own personal torture on the language in their attempts to justify those actions and nullify the law, but they cannot change the essence of what it means to torture someone.

On the other hand, does the US really belong on the same list with all those other countries so well known for their skill in torture? Say, for instance, the same countries to which send “detainees” in a process mysteriously called extraordinary rendition?

Well, there is that. At least one poor guy was innocent – and Canadian.

So after we’re done being indignant and outraged, it might be a good idea to check the arrogance and reflect a bit on what, if any, our own actions have in the situation we now find ourselves…

And then I woke up: Dick Cheney and George Bush were still president and Canada said it was sorry.

 

Seven years ago today, December 12, 2000, the Supreme Court saw fit to forgo the continuation of the recount and probable tampering of the vote in Florida, handing the presidency to George W. Bush.

Al Gore had won popular election, and forever will remain serious questions regarding voter caging and suppression in Florida (and elsewhere).

Seven years ago – it seems like decades – George Bush said he’d be a “uniter, not a divider”.

Things went downhill from there:


 

Go get ‘em Keith. It’s too bad your outrage is not more widely shared.

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The “Intelligence Community” (aug ‘07): “Um, Mr. President Sir, we have new information on Iran” (read: we’ve been dead wrong for the past four years, but hey, we were dead wrong about Iraq too! At least we’re consistent!”)

The President of the United States and “Leader” of the Free World (aug-nov. ‘07): “World war III! Serious Consequences! Will not stand!!! WAR WAR WAR!!!!”

The Vice President and Suspected Anti-Christ (ongoing – from a dark cave somewhere): “Snarl” (foam), “snarl” (foam), “snarl” (foam)…

The President of the United States and “Leader” of the Free World (dec. ‘07): “I was told something had changed about Iran in August, but nobody told me what it was until last week. We’ve been right all along. We’re always right. Even when we’re wrong. And by golly, if I want to go to war with Iran, I will!”

Chastise Man: thump, thump, thump, thump… (the sound of Chastise Man’s head banging on his desk)

  

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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep, it sure does explain a lot…

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In an effort to justify his government’s use of torture and spying on its own citizens, George Bush spoke of terror plots that have been thwarted through use of these techniques.

Included in the list was a plot to fly a plane into “Library Tower” in Los Angeles (gosh, that word is tough, it’s actually liberty. It’s an especially tough word, apparently, for George Bush, for whom the irony is completely lost), and “flying buildings into London”

Oh my God, Al Qaeda is now using flying buildings to terrorize us.

Quick, let’s go torture someone.

He then asks which of the named terrorist plots for which the government had “intelligence” his critics would have had him not stop.

As Keith Olbermann pointed out and to which I agree, the plot I’d have had the government stop wasn’t on the list. The one on September 11th, 2001.  

Quick, let’s go torture someone.

Bush has successfully made this nation one that apparently operates on fear. For me, I am most afraid that before the next 14 months are finished, George Bush will have sent us into another war, further censored science in order to ignore pending environmental hardship (to say the least), and so thoroughly damaged this country that generations will pass before the spiral begins to reverse.

On the plus side, I have learned to laugh and cry at the same time.

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And if all that weren’t enough, Fox News reported that there was “intelligence” that the wildfires in southern California may have been set by Al Qaeda. The report was based on a blog post from June 25th – of 2003. Ooops. (Note to Fox News: when researching the blogoshere for current events coverage, check the date of the blog post… No problem, glad I could help.)

Here’s my theory based on current evidence: Fox News is actually run and staffed by Al Qaeda operatives in an attempt to foist upon us George Bush’s agenda, one that  supports an unreasonable fear of everything and everyone and allows (they hope) the American people to accept the slow decay and absolute abandonment of the very principals upon which this country is based. Eating away from the inside, as it were.

All I’m sayin’ is that we need to be vigilant. There are flying buildings out there coming to get us.

God help us.

 

 

 

It’s just too easy…

Thanks George.

 

 

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An audible gasp could be heard in the briefing room as Mr. Bush, our president and ostensible “leader”, announced that the reason there has been no “instant democracy” in Iraq is because “Mandela is dead”.

I, too, had to check myself.

Huh? Nelson Mandela is DEAD?!? And what does that have to do with Iraq???

Perhaps more had happened in the world while I was away exploring the Alaskan wilderness than I realized. But persevering – out of either conscientious desire to be engaged in the national dialogue or, more likely, a deep-seated self-loathing and consequent desire to punish myself – I listened to Bush as he ham-handedly mangled an advisor’s previous analogy. Not a very good one even when spoken by someone with command of the English language I suspect; something along the lines of “there are no Nelson Mandela’s in Iraq, they are all dead as a result of Saddam Hussein’s brutal regime”. Not “Nelson Mandela is dead”.

Whatever. I guess the point is that the reason things didn’t go as planned for Bush & Co. in Iraq has absolutely nothing to do with them. As far as I can tell, Bush has yet to truly accept responsibility for much of anything that has happened on his watch, let alone the immorally incompetent planning and execution of his Great Adventure in Iraq. I don’t believe Bush could have played into Osama bin Laden’s hand any better if the old goat had flown to Washington to personally lay out his plans.

The press conference continues; I hang on for more.

Bush refers to Condi Rice as the PhD and he as the C student, but “look who is the president and who the advisor”. Oh my God. This man is truly a grade A little jerk. “HOW IS IT THAT THIS MAN EVER BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?”

My plaintive cry goes unanswered.

Bush may be president, but he failed to mention that he is a president that was never legitimately elected. Theft and fraud the central theme in both elections.

Bush later asserts he got a “B” in Econ 101. It is later reported that his transcripts show he received a “C-“.

I hang on for yet more, feeling my anger – even desperation – rise as I watch Bush act all the impudent and arrogant fool instead of wise and strong leader.

And yet, the final blow, the icing on the cake, the coup de grace comes at the end of the news conference. The very last questioner who, it is later learned, is most likely a plant from Fox News, allows Bush to once again manipulate the truth, distort the meaning of all that is truly American, and hide his bankrupt and hideous policies behind a four-star general, a print ad, and a cynical (and unfortunately typical) manipulation of the “free” press.

There are no words I could muster that would express my utter indignation and fury better than those expressed by Keith Olbermann, so I shall leave that to him (see the YouTube video below).

I must add, however, this: Where is the rage?

What the hell is the Senate doing voting to “condemn” the ad published by MoveOn.org? Do they truly mean to condemn free speech? It wasn’t MoveOn.org that made the good general a political hack for Bully George to hide behind. When one wades into political waters, one must expect political consequences, but I’ll let Keith address that.

This is what I get for trying to listen to Bush at a press conference. Every time I don’t think my opinion of the Bush regime can sink any lower, and my sadness for the state of our nation deepen any more, Bush opens his mouth, and my heart sinks while my abject rage at the man and all he has done intensifies.

Some may say that I am in danger of becoming a fanatic. I say, how could I not? Just look at what this man and his cronies have done to this country!

Some may say that, in any case, I should have more respect for the president. I say, I have too much respect for the presidency to ever, ever, have any, ANY, respect for George Bush.

Bush has decided to make me his enemy, and so be it.

If congress is intent on voting on meaningless measures that will amount to no substantive action, then the least they should do is IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH. It wouldn’t pass the senate, but at least there would be a historical record in place telling future generations that what George Bush has done during his tenure as president is immoral, illegal, and un-American. And never, one hopes, to be repeated.

I think I’ll take a pass on his next press conference.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bush_coronationGeorge Bush announced today he would direct Congress to allow the CIA to dispatch agents to “embed” in the homes of American citizens in order to keep them safe from terrorism.

When one mealy-mouthed Congressman expressed concern over the “possible” incursion on civil liberties and citizen’s privacy, Administration officials sought to assuage such concerns citing “tough safeguards” that will one day be written up on a cocktail napkin, and that these actions are necessary to keep us safe from "those that would do evil".

At a press conference Tony Snow then proceeded to question said mealy-mouthed congressman’s patriotism, true allegiance, raised certain uncomfortable questions about his mother, and reiterated that this was just one more example of why George Bush is a Strong and Just leader in dogged pursuit of Evil Doers and anyone who doesn’t think so is a weak-kneed, leftist, terror-loving bastard. The Constitution of the United States was not mentioned at the press conference.

In the meantime, CIA Director Michael Hayden told reporters that embedded agents will not peek while citizens “went to the bathroom and did, uh, other private things – but they will be listening. Just in case a terrorist plot is being discussed”.

Bush asserted that the only way to insure our nation’s founding ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is to make sure “all Americans are safe from Evil – there are people that want to do Evil out there – they’re… Evildoers.”

When one reporter asked if it was actually to the terrorists advantage if America curtailed civil liberties and violated constitutional law and norms in pursuit of irrational and misguided policies in the name of “security”, and that it may, in fact, not make our country more secure to utilize secretive and Draconian measures in any case, the reporter was immediately sent to Guantanamo.

God Bless America.

 

Photo credit: Daniel Kurtzman, About.com