Environment

Here’s a vacation picture of Chastise Man (heading into the wind. It was a chilly -40 or -45C with the wind chill):Heading back after sampling a site

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So this is a vacation? What, is Chastise Man not right in the head? No wonder he’s so annoyed all the time, eh?

But wait a minute, he’s just a short-timer here, a one-offer, a… a… a  California Boy!

There are people that make this sort of thing their life’s work. And for them there is an award. Namely, the Ten Worst Jobs in Science award, for which Dr. Peter Kershaw has been a five-time winner.

Guys like Kershaw make global warming denialists froth at the mouth. Hello! Does anyone seriously think Kershaw conducts his research in places like this for the grant money? If so, they’ve never gotten their fat ass up to Churchill and taken a ride on a dread sled.

(See? Chastise Man is cranky!)

But there’s another award for guys like Kershaw.

That’s Earthwatch’s Principal Investigator of the Year Award. It ‘s chosen by, among others, people who have actually taken their fat asses up to Churchill and taken a ride – several actually – on a dread sled. Maybe, just for the sake of a good war story for the folks back home, gotten a little frostbite to boot.

Good times.

But it doesn’t surprise Chastise Man a whit. Peter Kershaw is a guy that doesn’t ask anyone to do anything he isn’t willing to do himself (and that he does, in fact, all the time). He’s likeable, friendly, supportive, smart, articulate, and makes a mean igloo.

And he’s got one of the ten worst jobs in science. Go figure.

So, when you hear some idiot going off about the science community scaring us hapless numb-skulls that can’t think for ourselves into believing that global warming is real just to keep the grant money flowing, here’s what you do:

  1. Feel sorry for them
  2. Ignore them – and, if you can’t do that, then
  3. Ask them if they’d like to take a ride on a dread sled

Photo Credit: Liz Headland

 

 

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I’m joining an Earthwatch expedition for the next 12 days to help scientists assess the condition of permafrost along the edge of the arctic. In case you don’t believe that global warming is real, I invite you to join me in Churchill, Manitoba so we can discuss it.

No?

Okay, I’ll be back the first week of March, we can talk about it then.

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The Environment Bites Back

 

 

 

We live at odds with our envirnment to our own peril

 

This image has been nominated by National Geogrphic as The Picture of the Year 

 

 

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iStock_000002583542XSmall.jpgThe continued social and political turmoil in Zimbabwe has led to a dramatic surge in rhinoceros poaching.

In a desperate attempt to to stem the tide of destruction of these already critically endangered animals, government officials have announced plans to de-horn the population of Rhinoceros.

The hope is that a Rhino without a horn is worthless to poachers and not worth the effort of killing them.

Initial plans call for de-horning 780 Rhinos, starting in the southeast corner of Zimbabwe.

We spent three days in Zimbabwe in 2004, staying at the Victoria Falls Hotel, a remnant from the country’s colonial past and an oasis for “rich” tourists, where we were shielded from the ongoing strife taking place just beyond the grounds of the hotel.

Still, almost at the very foot beyond the hotel boundary, we ran a gauntlet of hawkers down the trail leading to the entrance to Victoria Falls. On one excursion a friendly police officer offered to escort us to the park gate and come back for us in a couple of hours to escort us back. 

The van driver taking us to the airport the next day spoke of the land he once owned that had been confiscated by the government of Robert Mugabe.

The strain of human society is palpaple, even to the pampered and shielded tourist.

Unable to do anything for the throngs of people that lined the path from the hotel to the Falls as they thrust trinkets, carving, and worthless souvenirs in our faces, I remember do this day as one lady told Jayne as we walked past her little booth near the entrance to the Falls, “I am only trying to make a living ma’am”.

It is dubious for me to judge what it is like to survive in the circumstance of this woman and all the others that plied the mile long walk between the hotel and the Falls, hoping to get some of the wealth that we tourists brought with us. For the most part little more than an “annoyance”, as it is impossible – even of someone could or wanted – to accommodate the crowd of peddlers and impromptu tour guides.

The friendly policeman knew people aren’t always nice when faced with a tenuous grip on survival.

The Rhino in Zimbabwe is killed for the wealth it provides, a horn used for dagger handles and potions throughout Asia and the Middle East.

Perhaps it is easy for me to condemn the actions of poachers that would wipe out a species of animal just to acquire the horn to sell as the handle of a dagger, likely itself used for further violence. I live a comfortable existence and my belly is full.

I remember the woman: “I am only trying to make a living, ma’am”. An honorable living need only be a modest booth selling snacks or trinkets for rich tourists. It shows that an impoverished existence does not necessitate or justify succumbing to the worst of human nature: violence, greed, and indifference. These are traits that inhabit all of humanity, rich and poor alike. 

A dishonorable living includes anything to do with killing a Rhino for nothing more than its horn; killing it to the point of extinction. And then moving on to the next act in the play of human darkness.

 

   

Mai Mai rebels killed one wildlife officer and wounded three other people in Democratic Republic of the Congo’s Virunga National Park recently.

They warn that they will kill endangered mountain gorillas if there is an attempted retaliation.

Last year the militia used machine guns to slaughter hundreds of hippopotamus.  

Endangered Gorillas \Held.

I came across this news item yesterday in which the president “appealed to the people to participate in the ‘Plant for the Planet: Billion Tree Campaign’ by the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP). He made the appeal, while speaking at the ceremony held today to inaugurate the programme. In his speech, the President called on each citizen to plant a tree as contribution to the programme.”

“How nice”, I thought to myself. The president is calling for a positive action toward our environment. I bit out of character given his usual modus operandi of raping and pillaging in the name of… of… well, anyway, not his usual style, but “I’ll take what I can get” I thought.

I even created a little survey (off to the left there) for people to vote if they intended on following the president’s advice to plant a tree.

Yes, yes, you’ve all probably noticed what I should have: the president is unlikely to inaugurate any programme, even if it’s to cut down a tree.

No matter. A president’s call to plant a tree is a president’s call to plant a tree, and I think we should all heed the president’s advice.

Even if it is from the president of the Republic of Maldives.

I’m always confusing Bush with Abdul Gayoom

Silly me.

Now go plant a tree.

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