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If only Rahm Emanuel could really say this in public…

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…And in other news, Michael Jackson.

We love Marta!

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Hmmm…. Seems like the typical crew I see when I walk down Polk St.

At least they’re voting (except for the one who doesn’t want to get blamed for anything).

 

-Have a Nice Day!

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The mic is on - Be careful what you say!Understanding that the intricacies of modern sound systems and complex audio signal flow are truly known to only a “select few” (the few, the proud…), I offer the following advice:

Before one cuts one’s own off by expressing, on-camera and on-mic, the wish to do the same to another, please consider this -

When you have a microphone strapped to your chest, there can be no expectation of privacy!!!

A microphone is NEVER really “off” (well, there are some exceptions, if it’s a condenser mic it does require 48V of phantom power, but lest I geek out while making my point, I shan’t digress further).

Whispering doesn’t help. THERE’S A MIC STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST!!!
Claiming your crude comments were “highly private” is ludicrous. THERE’S A MIC STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST!!!

Like, Duh.

Sheesh.

Thank you, and as always –

Have a Nice Day

Another groaner from Stephan Pastis at Pearls Before Swine:

Thank Cod All Nightie - Stephan Pastis

 

 

 

 

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I need coffee

 

Let’s get serious – put down the cup.

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