George Bush’s Excellent Iranian Adventure: Intelligence? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Intelligence!

The “Intelligence Community” (aug ‘07): “Um, Mr. President Sir, we have new information on Iran” (read: we’ve been dead wrong for the past four years, but hey, we were dead wrong about Iraq too! At least we’re consistent!”)

The President of the United States and “Leader” of the Free World (aug-nov. ‘07): “World war III! Serious Consequences! Will not stand!!! WAR WAR WAR!!!!”

The Vice President and Suspected Anti-Christ (ongoing – from a dark cave somewhere): “Snarl” (foam), “snarl” (foam), “snarl” (foam)…

The President of the United States and “Leader” of the Free World (dec. ‘07): “I was told something had changed about Iran in August, but nobody told me what it was until last week. We’ve been right all along. We’re always right. Even when we’re wrong. And by golly, if I want to go to war with Iran, I will!”

Chastise Man: thump, thump, thump, thump… (the sound of Chastise Man’s head banging on his desk)