November 28, 2007
You Mean I’m Not a Published Author? You Rat!
“Pearls Before Swine” by Stephen Pastis 
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m waiting for a call from Oprah…
Filed under Chastise Man, Mumbling to Myself by 
Unidentalism - "I think, therefore I am annoyed"
-Bucky Kat, from Darby Conley's Get Fuzzy
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...the citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal; he is a traitor.
-Mark Twain - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court