Cheney to Assume Less Than His Normal Power on Saturday

Entity Unto Himself and All-Seeing, All-Knowing Dick to Assume Presidential Powers on Saturday While Dubya Gets a Colonoscopy

Gosh, the mind reels…

Here’s one: While Bush gets his head examined, Cheney steps down from Ruler of the Universe to spend the day marveling at the little red “launch” button.

But let’s get serious, I’d suggest we all remain vigilant tomorrow. We all know that Cheney is in charge, but on Saturday he’s really in charge.

Cripes, just writing that gives me the Willies.  

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