The Legacies of the Bush Administration

We’ve still got a year and a half to survive of it, but I came up with these potential little ditties as possible legacies for the principal players:

Dick Cheney:
He came, he saw, he conquered. And what he didn’t conquer, he shot in the face.

Donald Rumsfeld:
Sometimes you go to war with the Secretary of Defense you have, not with the one you wish you had (in which case, you wouldn’t have gone to war in the first place).

Paul Wolfowitz:
Only got the cost of the Iraq war to the American taxpayer off by half a trillion or so.

Condi Rice:
Should have stayed home the day George Bush was conducting job interviews.

George W. Bush
He led the nation in difficult times, he made the times in which he led more difficult.

Georgie, we knew ye much too well…