Bush Reveals Bin Laden “Not Leading Any Parades”

When asked why Bin Laden is still at large after years of dogged pursuit, George Bush revealed that Osama is not out “leading any parades” or “feeding the poor”.

Oh, okay then. No wonder we haven’t found him yet. Thank goodness we have George Bush to tell us the obvious as if we were children.

Ahh, but Chastise Man is tired today. So we will simply refer to the transcript of the press conference here, and an interesting analysis of it here.

Have a nice day.

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